This was all funny enough, but the real silly thing came when I suddenly realized that he really believed he looked like a different person. "This is really working!" he contemplated seriously(LITERALLY 10 times!!) "No one will recognise me."
Whatever gets him to try something new! SHEESH! :P
Zach was then given a task. I asked him to take pictures of all those "goofy hippies" so I could make a post about them later. These are the pictures we got from the day:
"I'm so cool, I can hula hoop and read a book about mysticism simultaneously.
I AM AWESOME!"
Click Here to learn that the above sentiment is not true.
More dirty hippies.
Last of all, we will tell you about the free cookie trap that we shamelessly dove into. There were free cookies. As soon as I picked one up, I remembered I was on a diet and gave it to Zach... but then we were snared. This guy in the middle just went on and on about how different and unconventional his church was. Cigarette dangling from his yellowed fingertips, he really tried to connect with us and get us to patronise with our fellowship. He really pounded the talking points that they were a progressive church, with a sort of anything goes/come as you are/no need to ever change "church." We finally told him we were very conservative Mormons, and that he was also welcome to join our congregation. His eyes got really big as he took a step back, nervously chuckled, declined, and walked away.
The banner below reads "Supporting all of God's Children." I think it should have a subtitle: "except for the right wing conservative ones."
